They should let Julie Andrews do those cringey UFC intros they used to make Ron Perlman read

Card might be bad but we will make up for it with Abus-posting

Why can't Stipe fight Tom?

UFC: You know why, but we won't say

Probably because they have to offer him a certain of number of fights a year and if he doesn't fight he doesn't get paid

Love this little lass she’s furious 😆🍦

You won't believe how right I was

They've actually got Aspinall defending his interim belt

Unbelievably pathetic

Boicast 104: Tyson Fury Fatigue is now up on the patreon

Abus Magomedov vs Warrley Alves for the B(ummiest)MF belt this weekend

What if his name was Jeremy Corbynman and he had fought MVP in a Bellator co-main event

UFC fans when the UFC announces a big fight weeks before it is actually signed:

If only I could have bet money on it

- calls himself chappy
- overweight so takes off jacket
- still overweight so takes off hat
- still overweight so has to take off necklace
- finally makes weight without costume
this man is my president

A collaborative effort between AI and Garrett the Payout Inventor

New most intriguing fight of the weekend

They use the PowerKube to create clean energy

I was so preoccupied with the injustice of how massive Mix is and how small Kyoji is that I barely noticed how well he was timing those knees

Just discovered Gustavo Batista and this motherfucker is out there scissor sweeping people with a move that doesn't work in the worlds

Alright, I'll buy it. But if two dudes randomly dislocate their shoulders in back-to-back matches...