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Matty I live with my mom and she weighs 600lbs because I feed her McDonald's burgers all day even when she doesn't want them

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can you imagine being the guy who usually does the pre fight ufc promo packages for wmma and you're used to clipping exchanges where they both miss and you finally get to do one for Andrade vs Rodriguez

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Joe Kania My uncle used to force me to tickle him every weekend and he wouldn't let me stop until it was too much and he'd get mad and hit me over and over

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Combat Chronicles for an egomaniac it's v easy to mix up 'stories people never tell' that are important/resonant with 'stories that are embarrassing + pathetic but in ways that do not connect with anyone or expound on the human experience in any way b/c its very specific to the ways that you suck'

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LAMO big takeaway for this fight is that i can push a pet theory that adding weight to your legs and upper back is the best way to add/maintain durability

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Matty he watches the part of the Manuwa fight where Thiago Santos gets rocked and goes for a spinning back kick into a wheel kick before every fight

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moni tolerates *** from what i understand it is not very good lol. but at least it's just like, unsound economic theory instead of esoteric racism or whatever

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kai whats nuts is that like every extreme sport has adopted helmets because it gives you the confidence to try crazier shit

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