I’m 62.

And just been awarded a first class law degree.

Feel free to retweet. Please.

Anyways, the ecosystem is wide enough for 'Sunday school literature' and 'Twitter banger boy fantasies', no?

Only one way to find out about all the ways I have 'dreamed of punishing women.'

Cop it, & see how.

Link below to access this one everywhere:

linktr.ee/DOWTUY

April in four shots.

(Not sure what I was thinking about in Frame 3. Maybe I was cooking some ideas for another 'Agbafian Twitter banger boy thread of a book'..LOL.)

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There's also this weird thing where the community looks down on certain writers because of the misguided perception that they are 'privileged.'

It's not their fault that they didn't have 'humble' childhoods sha. Their craft is no less valid.

Middle-class writers matter, too.

Photographer sent us this from yesterday. My dad behind me “Matt! Matt! It’s 3-0, 3-0!!!” 🤣🤣🤣

Sha pray that Burna Boy doesn't get access to his main account.

E go tuff.

Cheers to a new year, Chinwendu Nwangwa .

I hope the universe stays kind to you.

Here's to bright skies, and to warmth.

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Not checking on ya dawg after surgery is crazy, especially when so many ppl die during surgery.

Books don't speak the same language to each reader. When one reader hears Spanish, the other hears Latin. So, imagine a book speaking Latin to a Spanish speaker. Bro, your assignment is done the moment the book became part of what Prof Maik Nwosu described as the Republic of…

By 2027, you will miss Buhari to bits, and that's saying a lot.

Someone still bought a copy today after the hullabaloo, so thank Jah, I guess.

'Banger boy fiction' is up and running, amen?

A tiny blotch.

Changes little.

Today will be long.

Erm... fortunately or unfortunately, what every Nigerian 'wants' -- patriot or traitor, success or failure -- has no influence on how Tinubu's tenure will pan out.

And his 'path to the throne' is the first augury.

Millions of Nigerians 'wanted' Buhari to succeed but...

This my fav video in life ❤️🤍🤍🦅

I detest this conversation because I think it's fundamentally dishonest

Why is the debate 'You want 200m people to die because you expect a bad govt to be bad'?

It's the govt's job to prove people wrong by performing not citizens' job to look at terrible behavior & express hope

Hiyaa, fam! Happy to share a video of me talking about my short story, Auld Lang Syne, published in the Love Grows Stronger in Death anthology (Witsprouts, 2024). Witsprouts. And there are pictures and a sneakpeek...❤️

Have you pre-ordered your own copy?😊