No beach ready body this year. Aiming for a beached whale look instead

Friday, thighday.

I require some attention, thank you!

I would like to move somewhere warm. Where shall I move?

Sad and tired and fed up and tired and can’t wait to feel better

Sourdough toast is not suitable for brunch. It’s like an Olympic sport trying to cut into it

A 30 minute walk a day will change your life

I love the outdoors

Can’t wait to feel better and get back to gym

I have a dreadful cold omg

I kidnapped him and took him to a forest.

Danny 🫨

Just to confirm, I was talking about a sports massage and my muscles were tight!!!

Nobody sends me ‘Smash’ DMs any more 😞

I look like a detective in a crime drama

Hand dryers are not fit for purpose in the UK. Bring back paper towels!

Had a lovely weekend at the coast 😌