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Jhondo Prattle

@JPrattle

Stoned samurai.

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44 years old this July and feeling harder than ever. Let’s cook, motherfuckers 👊 Happy Harvest day, my fellow stoners ❤️ Let’s… fucking… GOOOOOOOOO!!!

44 years old this July and feeling harder than ever. Let’s cook, motherfuckers 👊 Happy Harvest day, my fellow stoners ❤️ Let’s… fucking… GOOOOOOOOO!!!
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New stoner alert! A friend for a minute and she’s new to Twitter but a mega stoner. Let’s give her a welcome and raise her up like we do in the stoner community. She’s one of us 🔥

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Cheers all, it’s a great day to be alive 🔥 Chicago River to my right and Lake Michigan to the left. Passing a blunt to you ❤️

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No one ever wrote a poem for me 🥹 Turned my entire day around. I’m pinning this on the refrigerator in my heart and keeping it forever ❤️👊❤️ Thank you man

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When a 1 am blunt is burning and the edibles are going strong 🫠🥴 Working on a basket weave pattern and trying not to hit my balls. I realize I’m a cringey fucking dork. Cheers all ❤️

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It’s been a minute. Wanted to share my first hit of cannabis and coffee with y’all. I truly hope your day today is fucking majestic and wonderful ❤️

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What the fuck is happening?! I’m old now! I swear I was just holding them in one hand! Now they’re leaving without me?! 😩😭 It hurts so fucking bad. But it’s not about me. I’m so proud, but I’m so much pain

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My daughters just went to Sophomore Homecoming Dance. Their grades are above 100% in all their advanced classes (always have been) and they can literally slice a motherfucker up who dares mistake them for a victim. Proud dad ❤️ Sorry y’all. I can’t help but brag.

My daughters just went to Sophomore Homecoming Dance. Their grades are above 100% in all their advanced classes (always have been) and they can literally slice a motherfucker up who dares mistake them for a victim. Proud dad ❤️ Sorry y’all. I can’t help but brag.
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‘So many have paid to see,
What u think u get for free,
This woman is wild,
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a jaguar’ 🔥🔥🔥
Sending clouds of love to my sisters and bros ❤️ If you’re reading this, I love you

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It’s been a while. Miss my Twitter buds. Thinking of y’all.
The plant on the left is dried and ready to trim and jar. The plant on the right was just cut down and ready to hang and dry. The baby in the middle is ready to be put in soil. Working on keeping movement rotation

It’s been a while. Miss my Twitter buds. Thinking of y’all. The plant on the left is dried and ready to trim and jar. The plant on the right was just cut down and ready to hang and dry. The baby in the middle is ready to be put in soil. Working on keeping movement rotation
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A beautiful day on the Chicago River. If any of my buds in here ever pass through, hit me up. I’d love to host and show ya a blast

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