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I trust our government! I trust it to betray us! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บMAGA! I speak: Truth, Sarcasm, and a little bit of Anger. DMs Welcome!

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Has anyone else here read the Dark Elf series? With all the Hollywood trash nowadays, they could make 20 great movies!

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Women make up 51% of the population, which is biologically necessary. Why do they make 100%of the decisions?

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Ladies always ask about the quickest way to a man's heart, but men never ask the same question.

Just listen for two seconds, she'll tell you.

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What is a habit you promise yourself to break, but often repeat?

Mine is taking off my shoes without untying them. I have ruined so many pairs!

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Every once in awhile, I step out of the shower and think I look sexy. Then I put my underwear on and see my stomach and side fat.

It's not just you ladies. ๐Ÿ˜œ

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Ok, let's settle this... best subs...

Jimmy John's
Firehouse
Famous Mike's
(If you say Subway, you are disqualified)

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