I think about this several times per day. 🤣

Me: I earn £100k HMRC: That’s nice, we’ll take £45k Me: I bought a car HMRC: VAT applied Me: I want to gift my kid £5k HMRC: Taxed Me: I made money from crypto HMRC: You mean we made money Me: I made £50 profit on Vinted HMRC: That’s income. Tax it Me: I bought a house HMRC:

It’s always just this shit

Early accounts from Papua New Guinea described people eating a wild mushroom and suddenly seeing tiny, lifelike figures moving around them, a rare “lilliputian” hallucination. Decades later, the same reports surfaced in Yunnan and the Philippines. All lead back to one species:

The anti-cannabis media blitz right before Trump signed Schedule III is a pretty wild look at how bought our media actually is. Weeks of “weed is dangerous” and “scromiting” stories landing together across every major outlet. Then Trump signs. And it all stops. At once. Makes

When you’ve just opened your 3rd box of Lynx Africa

“Shocking news coming out of the UK we have just banned two types of incredibly medicinal mushroom species” “They have been scientifically proven to have anti-Cancer properties, and have been demonstrated to reduce tumours”

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When your girl is venting about her coworkers, but you know she’s the actual problem

Necessity is the mother of invention

I had to write with the pen after years of typing, never felt so retarded

Whenever I’m feeling down, I remind myself that a trillion dollars’ worth of propaganda didn’t work on me. How about you?

If the only cost for breaking the law is a fine, then laws only apply to poor people.

Oops! He’s forgotten to swap accounts again 😂

It’s shocking how openly and repeatedly the Western media tells you that they simply don’t consider brown people to be human. Among the first casualties of this war were 160 Iranian schoolchildren, but it takes a lost US pilot to bring a human dimension to the slaughter?

Trump: I’m dropping a nuke on Iran tonight. Iran: We’re going to wipe out the entire Middle East tonight. Traders:

It was Odegaard's fault #ARSBOU

OPEN THE STRAIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I’ve never seen anything more accurate