“True wisdom doesn’t teach you how to win, but rather how to lose well.”

*calling the bank in the most racist, stereotypical Asian accent*

It me Shohei Ohtani. I need 1 million dollar

thoughts are with homer, marge, bart, lisa and especially maggie today rip rip rip

Me after drinking one shot of soju:

Anyway yeah I’m working on a new album, probably later this year idk. Igloo Shores wherever you stream

mpj sayin the t-slur but can’t get back on defense, he worried about the wrong transition 😭

I know I’m getting older because I’m getting ads to dress like Tony Soprano now

The suns are refusing to be good at basketball in solidarity with the women of AZ losing their reproductive rights. This is actually cool of them