Brian said he was taking me to a black market yearling sale in Cottbus and we ended up at a Dynamo Dresden game, safe to say my Cheveley Park scarf didn’t go down too well. Unlikely to make it to Cologne tomorrow

The last time Andre Fabre had a Craven winner was in 98 with Xaar, Brian’s third wife left him the very next day. He’s been trying to get rid of his current one for a while so we’re going heavy on Alcantor today and praying

What happens when someone starts pissing on one of the terminals because it won’t let them have more than €23.67 on an A5 at Perry Barr?

This has inspired me to keep hold of my Frankie Dettori to win the 2023 Derby slip just incase. Because it probably has as much chance of landing

Hopefully after they stop people born after 2009 buying cigarettes they’ll stop people born after 2009 punting handicaps at Newcastle. I’m only thinking of their wellbeing

Happy Craven week everyone, no more National shit chat. Have a wonderful week all

There’ll be plenty of disagreements about the National but one thing Racing Twitter can definitely agree on is that today’s Frühjahrs-Meile at Düsseldorf is a proper little corker of a Group 3. A must watch

If you look carefully you can just about see Ed Chamberlins Delta Work voodoo doll poking out the top of his suit jacket pocket. Neutrality my arse

Do this at Chelmsford tomorrow, I shook Rab Havlins hand after Gregorian won the Hungerford and had to have surgery

They should have waited until after the Bumper to call a stewards enquiry, would have really built the tension

Better than the end of The Usual Suspects that

Run the straight mile at Newcastle

I remember that particular trip to Camelot very well!

Kevin Blake dealing with the Animal Rising lot talking bollocks every April

Brian has managed to get hold of 800 of those Lucinda Russell William Hill gilets and only wants a score each for them. He’ll be at Wincanton tomorrow, Deauville for the Djebel on Tuesday and Southwell on Wednesday if anyone wants one

Relieved I did that Dettori Santa Anita Lucky 63 tonight in the end

Preis von Europa form doubters once again nowhere to be seen