I don't know what it says about my taste in movies, but I watched all of Power Rangers Turbo tonight, but last night I made it through about 1/3 of James Cameron's The Abyss before turning it off.

Thanks for sharing one of my best jokes as some kind of an own!

What color is this dress?

Upon piecing together the Nazi rhetoric in Back to the Future, # 88, lightning striking the clocktower twice, Doc Brown being a German scientist who built a train that runs on time, there's only one thing to do, get super high and go back to kill baby Hitler in Back to the Fuhrer

Thanks for sharing one of my best jokes as some kind of an own!

Can't get it wet or wash it, can't be out in the sunlight afterwards, I'm gonna go ahead and assume there's also something in the Cybertruck owners manual about not feeding it after midnight or else it turns into an AMC Gremlin.

When I was still doing comedy, there'd always be that one face in the crowd, fuming that a trans person was on stage. I'd tell them it's ok to laugh, it won't change your orientation or gender because I've spent years laughing at Trump and never had the urge to date my daughter.

Just did a little starstruck kitty portrait. See? I don't only do horror tattoos.

Can't get it wet or wash it, can't be out in the sunlight afterwards, I'm gonna go ahead and assume there's also something in the Cybertruck owners manual about not feeding it after midnight or else it turns into an AMC Gremlin.

My intrusive thoughts be like 'You haven't done comedy in four years, do you even have it anymore?'. Meanwhile my dreams be like 'Even though you haven't worked at Papa Johns for like 15 years, you still know the number of pepperonis that go on a medium works pizza'.

When I die I'm gonna stick around as a ghost and haunt people with similar movie tastes as me, that way I can keep up with all the new releases. Maybe even start a club with other ghosts, call it Mystery Seance Theater 3000.

Tarantino probably hates digital film-making so much because he can't actually touch the footage.

I'm standing here like 'I didn't wanna spend the rest of my day blocking bigots but here we go' and my gf is like 'Then why would you make that joke?'. I think for a moment then go 'I have Elon Musk disease'