here’s me on meal deals. thank you to all the commenters informing me it is possible to make lunch at home. sounds complicated but i’ll give it a go theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Panda Charlotte: This red panda I'm seeing keeps getting bamboo in the bed

Panda Miranda: I can't even find a panda to eat bamboo with

Panda Samantha: I love a big hard bamboo if you know what I'm talking about

Panda Carrie: Big is moving to Paris

I have a piece in Guardian Opinion today about the marketing phrase 'neighbourhood restaurants', food-as-lifestyle, AirSpace, social media, cynicism, the long overdue expansion of food media and some other stuff :)

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play, rather badly, the lottery

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play,,
rather badly,
the lottery

one of the people in three body problem is too hot in the wrong way. it’s not their fault but if you’ve seen it you know what i mean i think

Go read Sophie's book! Now!!! 🔪

also, ask me to chair your book event, i will do it and love it x

this is gorgeous. long live the king theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Something silly I did over the weekend. An unexpected upshot that I have now been invited to attend several different 'cigar meet ups' around the country theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Aaah, really looking forward to this one! Come along to hear Imogen West-Knights and I chat about all sorts - books, long form, anything you like really

in which case, at this point, release the unedited one…?