Trying not to get excited about the green charts because I have trust issues 🥲

GM, everything is on sale!!

It’s some bullshit that I got rear ended 2 years ago and now my car is worth less cause someone else wasn’t paying attention 🙄

What’s your least favorite Pokémon?
Mine is Varoom. It’s a fuckin vacuum??

My favorite thing to do is pretend I can read charts

I’m fuckin bullish on $WIF idgaf

You guys told me the halving was supposed to be bullish wtf

Charts look like shit but I’m watching Happy Gilmore so it’s all good

ICYMI: BLOOMBERG REPORTS THAT 'HEDGE FUNDS ARE SUCCUMBING TO MIND-BOGGLING RETURNS OF MEMECOINS' - Solana MEMECOIN $WIF (@dogwifcoin) IS ON THEIR RADAR

Gm 🫶 it’s leg day fml

I won’t tell anyone when I’m rich but there will be signs

Are my bitcoins in half yet? (I have no bitcoins)

You guys are dramatic as hell

I can’t wait till they cut the bitcoins in half 🤗

I feel bullish today which means we’re probably going lower

Coinbase International Exchange 🛡️ will add support for dogwifhat perpetual futures on Coinbase International Exchange and Coinbase Advanced. The opening of our WIF-PERP will begin on or after 9:30am UTC on 25 APR 2024.

Are we going lower?

Everything looks weak today

Including me 🫶