Troy Hambrick averaged 5.1 yards per carry in 2001 and it’s like none of you even care

Drinking out of a coconut. My goodness it’s a great day to be great

Devin Singletary going 3+ rounds after Rhamondre Stevenson and Javonte Williams is wild, man

Buffalo Bills team preview!

-Josh Allen is one of the most fantasy-friendly QBs the game has ever seen
-I do not trust James Cook
-It’s Curtis Samuel’s world and we’re just living in it
-Dalton Kincaid splits with/without Dawson Knox aren’t great

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Washington Commanders team preview!

-Jayden Daniels is THE late round QB of 2024
-This coaching staff knows a thing or two about fantasy-friendly RB committees
-In Terry McLaurin we trust
-Zach Ertz will piss off Ben Sinnott truthers
-UNDER 6.5 wins

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How to properly prepare for your fantasy football draft

Oh my Thursday night? Got drunk and watched The Program. How about you?

Great day to be great!

New York Giants team preview!

-Drew Lock QB1 would be pretty fun for better and (mostly) worse
-Devin Singletary is THE zero-RB of 2024
-Malik Nabers … DOG — and 150+ targets are possible
-Theo Johnson propaganda
-UNDER 6.5 wins

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GeOrgE pIcKeNs cAn’T sEpArATe

Ignoring all practice reports that fail to involve relentless and borderline irresponsible praise and adoration of Greg Dortch

Philadelphia Eagles team preview!

-The tush push is a fantasy football cheat code
-This isn’t the world’s most fantasy-friendly offense for RBs
-AJB WR1 szn
-Maybe just maybe Dallas Goedert boom year?
-OVER 10.5 wins

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Dallas Cowboys team preview!

-Death, taxes, Dak Prescott leading high-scoring offenses
-Zeke might fall into the end zone 10 times
-💿🐑 WR1
-A$AP Ferg looks a lot like a top-10 fantasy TE
-Under 10.5 wins sorry not sorry

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Great day to be great!!!

Mood

I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now

Taking a delay of game penalty to honor NCAA 15-24

'Johnny Mundt is the best No. 3 TE in the NFL and I will fight anyone that says otherwise.' - Kevin O'Connell