Blackthorne: “Tell him enough is enough. Terry McLaurin has been forced to catch passes from one shitty QB after another his whole career. Alex Smith probably the best and he only had one leg at that point. Disgraceful!”

Mariko: “the Anjin wants Washington to draft Drake Maye”

Patrick Mahomes TD rate:

2018: 8.6%
2019: 5.4%
2020: 6.5%
2021: 5.6%
2022: 6.3%
2023: 4.5%

Even-year Mahomes is the best version and that's just science.

Who will score more PPR fantasy points in the year 2024

Analytics

Ben DiNucci is the Broncos QB2 at the moment

Happy holidays to all who celebrate

Biggest crimes a human being can commit:

1. Fantasy football collusion
2. Mowing your lawn before 11am on a Saturday

Dooonnnn'tttt caaarrreeee

When that #SFB14 official invite hits your inbox

Mentions of the S2 test:

2023: 1.4 million
2024: 0

Who says no?

Marvin Harrison Jr.: ARZ
Malik Nabers: LAC
Rome Odunze: CHI
Brian Thomas: IND
AD Mitchell: BUF
Xavier Worthy: KC
Troy Franklin: CAR
Ladd McConkey: BAL
Ricky Pearsall: CIN
Ja'Lynn Polk: LAR
Malachi Corley: PIT
Keon Coleman: WSH
Jermaine Burton: CLE
Roman Wilson: MIA

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Notable college fantasy points per game from only rushing production in final year:

Lamar Jackson: 20.6
Jalen Hurts: 17.8
Jayden Daniels: 14.5
Kyler Murray: 12.3
Anthony Richardson: 10
Dak Prescott: 9.1
Drake Maye: 8.2
Justin Fields: 8
Deshaun Watson: 7.8
Caleb Williams: 6.7

Current 2024 money devoted to WRs and TEs per Over The Cap:

1. 49ers ($68.6M)
2. Seahawks ($65.6M)
3. Bears ($62.9M)
4. Rams ($60M)
5. Jaguars ($58.1M)
...
28. Lions ($23.7M)
29. Cardinals ($20.2M)
30. Steelers ($18.2M)
31. Packers ($16.7M)
32. Chargers ($15.6M)

Top-performing rookie TEs in fantasy football land over the past decade (PPR points per game, min. 8 games):

2023 Sam LaPorta (14.1 PPR points per game, TE3)
2017 Evan Engram (11.6, TE4)
2021 Kyle Pitts (10.4, TE11)
2021 Pat Freiermuth (9.5, TE16)
2023 Dalton Kincaid (9.4, TE14)

All-time terrible timing for ESPN's camera to be glitching the hell out

My mock draft has Jayden Daniels going to Washington at No. 2 BUT if everyone else starts changing their mock drafts then I will be forced to thus change my mock draft. That's just the way mock drafts work and if you disagree then maybe you don't deserve to be mock drafting.