I've seen a number of variations of this prank. It always ends in good vibes & cruise. If it was the other gender now...

The country is distributing 2,775 megawatts of electricity to 200m people but someone is saying we have an electricity consumption problem. And others were supporting him.

Such foolery

Lmao.

NYSC Guys were abducted, we didn't hear anything.

Today, youths were killed in a village near okuama, we no hear anything.

EFCC raided students in OAU, we ko hear anything.

NOW your party member was arrested and you are everywhere.

Tueh!

River spirit after a long day of keeping people safe

But the irony is that a group of Nigerians here -“political consultants”- defended him to high heaven claiming “he knew what he was saying.” In a way, there is a culture of “blind loyalty” from followers that permeates mediocrity among Nigerian leaders.

When EFCC paraded those OAU boys, you were no where to be found. You are foolish o

Some people will celebrate the Bobrisky’s unfair sentencing because he’s a cross dresser/Transgender or whatever. They cannot see how this affects society as a whole. Short sightedness.

Was there an option of a fine for that charge? Does anyone know?

He must most likely have been advised to plead guilty so he'd get a minimal sentence. Which is exactly what it should have been.

A lot of Nigerians think they are apex predators and that's why they support injustice when in reality they are merely an entrée on the injustice menu.

Na turn by turn

River god hold eggroll for hand.

Peak cinema. The greatest TV show ever.

Got carried away listening to music on my headphones earlier today and danced a bit. And someone tapped me & said, 'Oh wow. OG got moves.'

Abeg who be OG? Me? Ah!

Good morning, NIGERIA CUSTOMS
Today, we will touch on Customs officers' who have become rice merchants.

At some point in 'Fisayo Soyombo 6 weeks long exposing the corruption in Custom, he posited

'Two quick facts to start the day: (i) Rice is the most frequently seized agricultural…

Eight months and one week after a failed elevator killed Vwaere Diaso, a medical doctor at the General Hospital, Odan, the Lagos State government has neither fixed nor replaced the elevator.

Foundation for Investigative Journalism (FIJ) confirmed this when it visited the hospital on Thursday👇

'you know...I actually met your mother by accident'

Kids always let their intrusive thoughts win 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

I've been friends with Gemma for many years. And the beauty of her voice still surprises me.

Hey Gemstones!💎
Welcome to Gemma Sings.😁

“Jolene” never went out of style, thanks to Ms. Parton’s Dolly Parton genius. Shout out to Queen Beyoncé BEYONCÉ for bringing it back.

Enjoy! 💕

#GemmaSings
#Jolene

Ignore this sort of advice and just be with people who love you. Imagine being in a spot of bother and needing to put on a performance for your partner.

There's is very little difference between what the Tinubu administration is doing on this road & what it did with the Lekki-Epe expressway.