PMQS tomorrow

I do hope Keir Starmer asks if the Cabinet Office has instructed the Metropolitan Police to continue with the #Partygate FPN'S ?

#StopTheRot

(((Dan Hodges))) Weird how the Mail viewed Johnson's law-breaking as a distraction from the war, but Starmer's late Deliveroo worthy of two weeks of headlines... don't you think?

After a week of the client media & every sycophant MP & journalist (including the so called left wing ones) throwing the kitchen sink at Starmer with lies, smears & false equivalence - he is still ahead of the proven multiple liar Johnson. Happy Tuesday. 😀

How it works:
When I get fined – I say “Sorry not sorry” and carry on
If Keir Starmer is fined - he has to resign
If Keir Starmer is not fined - the police obviously caved in to pressure so the guilty fucker should still resign

Fill your boots, folks: yougov.chat/channels/daily…

My DNA tests came back today, the tests prove I am not Johnson, Cleverly, Dorries, Gove, Truss, Fabricant, Farage, Wootton, Neil, Patel or Hodges, nor am I even remotely related to any of them.

A service of thanksgiving will be held at St Dilberts at 3:00pm, all are welcome

James Cleverly, MP for Braintree, is a severe challenge to the concept of nominative determinism.

And he can't spell 'breaking'.

As Nick Ferrari claims to be a person of colour in order to sidetrack a discussion about racism on his show, it's time to share this again.

Your occasional reminder that Nick Ferrari is a liar. 👇

Nick Ferrari just tried to convince me that, as a white man, he is person of colour. How’s your morning going? 😂

It now transpires that Durham police won’t finish their inquiry until June! For heaven’s sake! Why so long?
The next thing will be that the Met will delay giving Johnson his six fixed penalty notices until after the Durham report.

James Cleverly🇬🇧 So you don't want him to resign, or you do want him to resign?
Which is it?

You think we can't see through this? All those MPs putting pressure on Durham Police to reopen an investigation that was closed is what's painted you into a corner.

I know Ed, but I hope to God Durham police are honourable and there isn’t a stitch up by “ police friends of Tories”

Can a responsible adult please take Dan Hodges phone off him.

I love Glenda Jackson - women like me benefit from the work she did to improve gender equality and women's lib.

It's staggering her son, Dan Hodges, has turned out to be such a spectacular cunt who, at 53, still lives with mummy 🙄

There will be Tory MPs quietly applauding Keir Starmer tonight and thinking a return to honour, decency and integrity is long overdue in Downing Street. Some will actually be ashamed of how they have propped up a shameless, feckless regime.

Just read a Rory Stewart tweet suggesting if Keir Starmer is fined and mislead Parliament he has to resign. Boris Johnson should have resigned 2 million times on that basis. Eton Maggot Boris Johnson that lies every time he opens his gob in House of Commons.

“So Boris, how did the interview with Suzanna Reid go?”

However this turns out, Keir Starmer is defining himself clearly as a decent, honest man and Boris Johnson is unfit for any kind of public office. This isn’t about policies. This is about character and trust.

Why is our media ignoring these clips of Boris Johnson selling his “oven ready” Brexit deal to the public on the absolute promise of no Irish sea border & no checks - both barefaced lies? Also ignored by both flagship Sunday politics shows