Her: is it okay if bring one of my guy friends over too?

Me:

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F**K NO

Blowing her back out while listening to partynextdoor 4 >>>>

How females with no money be mean mugging at the club when no one buying them drinks

Baddie with a dump truck walks by:

Me:

When the head so good you gotta check to see if she got a coochie in her throat

Her: why do you stop texting me at night?'

me:

Me at your baby mama crib eating your sons fruit snacks

Her: I love that I can actually vent to you and you care to listen to me

Me tryna f**k:

Hell nah 💀💀💀💀

ain’t going raw in no public bathroom

Me and my girl enjoying summer 🔥

When you been clappin on the low and she doesn't make it obvious on social media

I got y’all 💯

When her backshot wind got a lil kick to it

When you faded af & can taste every ingredient they put into that mf

“She can do her bro... I ain’t even trippin, i got hoes on deck. No cap”

*sees her doing her*

going raw vs using rubbers

How your girl walks in the room seeing you happy on the game

Me at the girls house who I said I was done wit