When a mechanic stand like this just know he F yo car up

Nobody kicks you out their house faster than a woman who lives alone... the smallest arguement & it's...
'You can leave' 😂

Her: I love you not the money

Him: aight sign this prenup

Her:

When her 🐱 smell and you can’t get your sh*t on hard

you want princess treatment but smoke n yell all day.. bih you a pirate

When the cop turns the same way you do

when I tell her l'm single then I hear my girl crying in the background

Nah I’m leaving this girl crib

Squint to see how Hennessy works

Nah this is insane

Man why do females be thinking all men want is sex...that's crazy... I want money too

When you meet your soulmate but you are stuck at home with your Baby mama & her bullsh*t

Your crush getting her back blown out at Coachella, focus on yourself

Him: I’m unemployed, I trap, I cheated on all my ex’s, I got 3 felonies, I got 6 baby mamas and I got no car

Shawties:

“Mf I’m 6”5 I bench 450 lbs I’ll beat yo azz”

Me:

Her: what made you hit me up late at night?

Me:

How imma pull up to world war 3

Shit go from bae to bitch fuck you real quick

When you at work and you randomly remember that she still didn’t get her period