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Heinz US

@HeinzTweets

It has to be Heinz

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do NOT give tomato blood to the raccoons who hang out by your trash bins i repeat do NOT give them tomato blood 😳

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one of my favorite things about being a vampire is being able to eat as much tomato blood as i want. my second favorite thing not dying ever

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if 80% of the ocean is unexplored how do scientists know for sure there’s no tomato blood down there

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sometimes i remember that leonardo da vinci (who was a vampire*) probably never tried tomato blood and it makes me sad

*todd from legal said i'm not allowed to tell people leo was a vampire

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