OK Hasan Minhaj LFG. Babies are asleep. Time for Papa to watch OFF WITH HIS HEAD.

Millennials are always making references. Move on.

If you have to say jk when talking to someone you two shouldn’t be talking

Kash Patel really thought he was Hasan Minhaj for a second 😹

need beard and long eyelashes combo but on myself

Yall need to understand im not vegetarian in a woke way

windows open, no AC, and I’m tapping into something higher

redownloaded vsco on some freak shit

I was raised by YouTube pedophiles

never forget that I’m not a poet I’m just a woman

I’m finna just start punching people mid convo

apparently I’m the only normal person ever

I wonder if the actual Hasan Minhaj feels tempted to watch the Hasan Minhaj X account to see reactions to him and gets competitive with who runs it as a comedian. He probably does. He's too addicted to social media to handle being on here.

about to ask for photo creds on random posts

I feel like a red blooded American when people tell me I have a Texan accent

what the hell is labubu yall are 30

and what about HIMduism 🕉️

como ce dice HIMduism

don’t fall for the fruit punch propaganda