You have to rate the pettiness from Leicester’s Stephy Mavididi.

I did wonder last night if this moment was what Bellingham mentioned when speaking to Kane.

I can’t help but like Thomas Müller. He’s so remarkably unaffected despite having been at the top of the game for so long.

Daniel Sturridge is a time-traveller.

This clip of Bologna’s Riccardo Orsolini embracing his grandmother after he and his teammates secured European football for the club for the first time since the year 2000 is beautiful.

They’re still in the driving seat for a Champions League spot too.

I am once again here to say that all audio from every game with VAR should be available, not just selected fixtures. Cheers.

This body-cam footage of Youri Tielemans playing just popped up on my timeline again.

The pace of play, even in a pre-season friendly, is insane.

Erling Haaland linking up with Clash of Clans feels simultaneously bonkers and perfect.

12 years ago today, Martin Tyler said “it’s no time for two high profile managers to be going at it hammer and tongs” and couldn’t have been more wrong if he’d tried.

I’m back on YouTube after a few months away…

The first topic of conversation? Why Sean Dyche deserves WAY more credit for his managerial career than he’s ever been given.

RT’s, quote tweets & comments would be hugely appreciated. Cheers. 😘

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The fist pump from his Dad after Matt acknowledges the score is top tier. I’d like to think my old man would have done exactly the same thing.

Maybe I’m delusional but I honestly believe Pep Guardiola is a bigger factor in Manchester City’s recent stranglehold on the Premier League than the money available to them. He is the reason they are so formidable, I don’t feel as though the same would have happened without him.

’m not sure I’ve ever seen a player come into the Premier League and look as immediately comfortable as Adam Wharton has. Nothing fazes him, he’s constantly got his head up, his anticipation is off the charts and his passing range is that of a seasoned pro. I adore him.

Rennes v Brest from the weekend has a strong shout for the most entertaining game in Europe this season.

Rennes went 2-0 up on 9 minutes, Brest were 4-2 up on 66, Rennes were level at 4-4 by 79, only for Brest to win it 5-4 with a goal on 90+6.

🤯

I’m pretty sure the fact that his punditry made it sound like he’d rather have been anywhere else on earth than discussing the games he was being paid to cover had more to do with him being let go than him being a 65-year-old white male.

Can’t help but be reminded of this gem from Paul Merson.

28 years ago.

You can only begin to imagine the carnage this Keegan rant would created on here had it happened in a social media age.

I think you’ll find 99% of Spurs fans care infinitely less about securing Champions League football than they do about stopping Arsenal from winning a Premier League title.

It may not be “logical” but football fandom isn’t and never should be.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

I can’t fathom:

1) Why you’d be filming the opposition taking a corner against you, let alone a club you hate.

2) Why you would then upload it to the internet for everyone else to see.

The prospect of Doucoure and Wharton playing next to each other next season is glorious.