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Karls (legally baby)

@Gusterbear

LEGALLY BABY. Home of BabyKarl. Bestest friend of Kid! And Tiny Dachshund Luther. Possible future gentleman pirate. https://t.co/wAbdWGtjar

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Hihihi. Kid did not really have triumphs today. Did brain zaps and then came home and watched bad teevee with doggies. Made air fryer brusselsprouts. Made magic toys full of treats for doggies.

Hihihi. Kid did not really have triumphs today. Did brain zaps and then came home and watched bad teevee with doggies. Made air fryer brusselsprouts. Made magic toys full of treats for doggies.
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As many of you know, I started working this year supporting high school students (most with autism). Our class teacher put together an Amazon wishlist to help with our students' basic hygiene needs. Also, lots of high protein snacks! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

As many of you know, I started working this year supporting high school students (most with autism). Our class teacher put together an Amazon wishlist to help with our students' basic hygiene needs. Also, lots of high protein snacks! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…
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Hihihi. Karls talked to Mommy on phone. Says is still number one best doggy. Is coming home tomorrow. Karls will sulk until then.

Hihihi. Karls talked to Mommy on phone. Says is still number one best doggy. Is coming home tomorrow. Karls will sulk until then.
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Hihihi. Kid had some triumphs today (last two days really). Did brain zaps, went to pharmacy, made doctor’s appointment she has been putting off forever, fed cats, met one million kittens, went to pub quiz, did at-home ketamine. Is taking it day by day.

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Hihihi. Since Karls has been bandoned and is smol sad orphan doggy Kid gave NEW TOY and everything is great again! Will definitely not be stoled by sneaky dachshund.

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Hihihi. Kid went to feed cat frens and met MOAR KITTENS! Also, Other Neighbor! Other Neighbor has contacted a TNR program! Is going to get Charlize and Eleanor neutered. Also, Eleanor is a man! Kid will now call Elmer!

Hihihi. Kid went to feed cat frens and met MOAR KITTENS! Also, Other Neighbor! Other Neighbor has contacted a TNR program! Is going to get Charlize and Eleanor neutered. Also, Eleanor is a man! Kid will now call Elmer!
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Hihihi. Mergency! Mommy is gone!!! Mommy went to California for HUNDRED YEARS (three days) and did not take Karls!

Hihihi. Mergency! Mommy is gone!!! Mommy went to California for HUNDRED YEARS (three days) and did not take Karls!
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Hihihi. Kid saw kittens!!! Eleanor is not mommy. Mommy is fancy tuxedocat named Charlize. Kid is not sure what kittens are named but are very cute. Also, many people are putting out food and water for nice kittens.

Hihihi. Kid saw kittens!!! Eleanor is not mommy. Mommy is fancy tuxedocat named Charlize. Kid is not sure what kittens are named but are very cute. Also, many people are putting out food and water for nice kittens.
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This is Kid. I keep having dreams that my dad is still alive and with me. I wish I could enjoy the moments of having him there, even in a dream, but I wake up devastated anew at his loss. I don’t want to sleep if waking will hurt so much. I just want some rest.

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Hihihi. Kid only had couple of triumphs. Brain zaps (not really triumph), fed cats, made nice dinner, lots of laundry. Also had Team Nap because was Tired and Cranky. Karls won MVP of Team Nap!

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Hihihi. Kid made nice dinner (Doggies had kibbles with salmon oil and Parmesan!) Tried new brusselsprout air fryer recipe! Was crispiest tastiest sprouts!

Hihihi. Kid made nice dinner (Doggies had kibbles with salmon oil and Parmesan!) Tried new brusselsprout air fryer recipe! Was crispiest tastiest sprouts!
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