the nhl is seriously lacking in the badass snake names category. therefor i have done some research and propose 'Utah Western Terrestrial Garter Snakes' or 'Utah Sidewinders' as potential names for the NHL's newest franchise

Ava You mean the Utah Crotalus Viridis Nuntius, the Salt Lake Salvadora Hexalepis, the Mojave Desert Lampropeltis Pyromelana or the Mormon Tantilla Hobartsmithi don’t have the same kind of ring to them?