if $MOG goes to $1..

it will have a valuation greater than the GDP of every country on planet earth, combined.

set your targets accordingly.

TFW your mom tells you that you can’t sleep over your friend’s house

Every time I see the NFL draft it makes me think of how lit slave auctions must have been

Elon Musk this is healthy banter between friends please let me call him something worse

“Many men, ran through me
Cum in my eye dog and I can't see
I'm trying to groom young boys on IG
And DeSantis trying to take that away from me” 🎶

Girlfriend & I broke up last week

4 days later she’s partying on some dude’s yacht 😂

Never been more motivated to become unrecognizable in every way

Step 1?

Max out chad physiognomy

How?

New pic

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You can double your MySpace Top Friends list to 16 by following X-Men the Last Stand.

“You would not believe the lies, that six million people died”

Me Chinese
Me play joke
Me charge $150 a month
To be your health coach

There’s a place off Ocean Avenue where I used to sit and goon to you

“Yeah it’s fucking hilarious right, there’s Jews coming out of sewers, it’s fucking hilarious”

Three weeks later:

Just realized John Fetterman was featured in Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out