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Ok last year my resolution was to not join a gym and I kept that resolution ALL YEAR with no screw ups so that’s my resolution this year, to keep it rolling.

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What’s gotten into CBS? Bringing in the New Year with Skynyrd doing Freebird! God Bless America! Didn’t think they had it in em. Good way to start ‘24. Happy New Year.

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Thanking God for the opportunities He will give us in 2024 and for the blessings He gave us in 2023.
Happy New Year!

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Thank you all for watching Country Boy Will Survive 🙏

If you haven’t already, subscribe here youtube.com/@JimBreuer

Thank you all for watching Country Boy Will Survive 🙏 If you haven’t already, subscribe here youtube.com/@JimBreuer
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I put my picture in a filter to see what I woulda looked like in the 1950s. I bet my wife’s glad she married now and not back then!

I put my picture in a filter to see what I woulda looked like in the 1950s. I bet my wife’s glad she married now and not back then!
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Classic!! I.M. Hipp and Bremser go together like Ali and Cosell. That’s my childhood. I love our guy blocking the Indiana defender 7 yds outa bounds! lol

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Josh I love this and second everything you said. I as well learned a ton from Tommy and just hanging with him for those few days and laughing at my jokes was a memory I won’t forget. He told me he was impressed by my “LPM” and I’m like “LPM”? He goes ya Laughs per minute. The…

Josh I love this and second everything you said. I as well learned a ton from Tommy and just hanging with him for those few days and laughing at my jokes was a memory I won’t forget. He told me he was impressed by my “LPM” and I’m like “LPM”? He goes ya Laughs per minute. The…
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Egg nog hurt my stomach last night. Today I ate an Edible arrangement...I think. Either that or I I just ate 24 petunias. Luckily, my proctologist used to be a florist.
(You won’t find a comedian that has ‘proctologist’ and ‘florist’ in the same joke--that’s why tickets are $45.)

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According to Nostradamus, this year will bring huge savings on some of the most popular brands. Wait, sorry…that’s according to Nordtroms. (This is where the board on the hee haw fence hits my butt)

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If you’re looking to this world to make you happy, you never will be. If you’re looking to Christmas to make you happy, you never will be. You need to know Christ. That is the answer.

The same Jesus who was born in Bethlehem and lived a perfect life voluntarily went to a cross…

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