Just for the record, not even I would do this 😭

The genius of the tactical set up vs spurs was that it was entirely bespoke to the opponent and unexpected. I wonder if we’ll revert to the norm of 433 vs Palace. #nufc

What league position guarantees #nufc some form of European football next season?

Henry VIII to his servants when Anne Boleyn wasn’t looking

🚨Exclusive Bruno Guimaraes signals intention to stay at Newcastle United with new home purchase #nufc telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/…

Here is my take on the Isak vs Haaland debate:

If you gave both sets of fans the option to sign just one of the two…

I firmly believe that the majority of both fan bases would say Isak. #nufc #mcfc

Am I missing something here?

A group stage of Sevilla, PSV and Lens.
Porto in the round of 16
Knocked out to the worst Bayern side in years

My brain can't process the fact that Dwight Gayle was on the pitch for us here #NUFC

I can't believe it's happened again.

This is what happens when you lock in insane goals scored bonuses in contracts 😂😂

This video of a #NUFC fan watching the Spurs game perfectly sums up the emotions of supporting the Toon… “Where’s VAR?” 😂😂😂 #NUFC Fans #PL

Deleted last tweet re: Tonali - it was a question not a statement - he can play after six more competitive games which I thought left one more prem game but it’s actually the spurs friendly. #nufc

For those that haven’t:

Everyone seen the video of mad dog winding up Joelinton after signing a new contract? 😂 #nufc

Thoughts Barnes performance on Saturday went under the radar, whilst he didn’t assist he was involved in a lot of good chances. #nufc

#Nufc
Newcastle United FC it's more than just a Club, isn't it🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍

Sit back and enjoy 🍿

All 21 of Alexander Isak's goals so far this season! 🇸🇪

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This one's class hahaha, featuring the Wealdstone Raider and Dummett.

Quite funny to think, if Arsenal had just won at St James Park in November instead of losing they’d be a point clear at the top. #AFC #NUFC