monthly reminder not to send that text btw ☠️☠️☠️

Kate and William were spotted again today.

Please let's leave her alone now.

Has Kate Middleton grown at least 3 inches in height as well whilst she has been 'off work'?

Who has Louis Walsh paid off and how much? #CBBUK

William wakes up from his hair transplant with a full head of gorgeous chestnut. He asks 'where's Kate?x' and the doctor shakes her head and says 'who dya think gave u the hair yr majesty? Xx' Like if u cried. Also the doctor is a woman

Points were made…

I loved Ekin-Su when she was on Love Island but on #CBBUK she’s such a pick-me, my god

This you?

Is Louis Walsh actually alright? “Even Ferne looks good”. I beg your finest pardon? #CelebrityBigBrother #CBBUK

Carlos Sainz after Ferrari decided not to renew his contract

Obsessed with the woman at the #BRITs with a dress so low at the back you can see her arse crack. She keeps finding the camera and deliberately standing with her back to it. Peak British humour *chefs kiss*

After staring at his face for 1hr 40min at NT Live Vanya, I’ve made a startling discovery. Ant + Dec = Andrew Scott.

y’all not right😭😭😭😭

Me: I hate country music.

Beyoncé: ACT II. MARCH 29Th 🐎

Me:

If you never illegally downloaded any of tonight’s songs from limewire, I don’t want your opinion on the halftime show.

my friend: “ok, don’t make it obvious but look at the man sitting across the bar”

me:

Girl math is paying for a Sky Sports subscription year round for the F1 and Super Bowl Halftime show (which I’m pretty sure is being shown on ITV for free anyway…) 💁🏽‍♀️ #SuperBowlLVIII

Toby looks like that kid at primary school that’s constantly dribbling #AllStars #LoveIslandAllStars