Society says broke men don’t deserve good women, but then acts surprised when rich men aren’t loyal. You can’t put money above everything and expect it not to change how relationships work.

Kitu inanifurahisha ni ati wasee wanaeza ona through bullshit ya tribalism saizi. You can no longer hoodwink the masses. Unless uko ocha kwa den za busaa na chang'aa uvako mafala.

Kairo is rebuilding his business brick by brick, rather than succumbing to the hopelessness that defeats most of us. It is people like him that you have no choice but to admire and wish well...stop with the hate watu wangu.

There is no emergency whatsoever to read novels in a matatu.wait untill you get home you psycopath.

Let’s start by arming businessmen so that they can shoot anyone coming to steal from them in the name of fighting for their rights.

Why are men still pushed to marry when a woman can wake up bored, leave and take half of everything? That’s not love. That’s legalized robbery with a romantic ceremony. Fix the laws. Protect both sides.

Good afternoon Punies, what is it you want the government to do for you that you can't do for yourself?

I thought cooochies tasted like strawberries mf taste like laptops.

Being single makes u realize that most of the fish in the sea aren't worth catching.

So Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole world, and Africans didn’t hear of it until white colonizers came to Africa to tell them?

20 years from now there's going to be an epidemic of old women single & miserable betrayed by the feminism fantasy. It's going to be epic

What a fumble by kenya rugby

I need new enemies, the old ones have started liking me

Siet😂😂

Employed lazima wakue na earphones/pods to maintain their sanity.

Older women hukuwa na this fake seriousness, once you unlock them hakuna any difference na dem ako nineteen, from my diyems of course

Am sorry to say this but most Kalenjins are very tribal and lack exposure

Looking for a house to move into in Nairobi is so hard lmaoooo....hizi ni nini mnajenga???? Na what's with the 'must have a family' rule????

Can a woman get her kids ready for school without shouting? Please recommend ways to do it for me because my wife shouts too much.

A man can father hundreds of children in a year. A woman can carry one. Biologically, men are wired for abundance, women for selectivity. That’s not patriarchy. That’s reproduction at its core.