I’m ready for a nap. Could not sleep last night.

Awesome catch Canario!!

#Cubs

Using an existing selfie, let’s see your tortured poet self.

It’s a shame all this horniness always goes to waste. 😈

Happy 420 💨😮‍💨 Misfits!
Snuggles with Wrigley who loves my new soft comforter! Hard to get motivated this morning and I have so much to do!

Double header Cubs. Nashville Predators in the playoffs tomorrow. Vacation Packing. Work. Making a roast. Spaces Chat tonight!! ☕️💋

Happy heavenly birthday Dad.
(He passed from cancer in 2015). I miss you every day.

Fun fact: Both my dad and my nephew share 4-20 as a birthday. 🥳

Jamison Taillon pitched today like we always hoped he would. It remains to be seen if he can keep it up and remain off IL. I think not. Good to see the boys in blue on a win streak.

Patrick Wisdom still sucks at fielding.

8-3 over marlins

#cubswin #FlyTheW

Will watch game tonight. 🙌🏼

The amount of times I’ve dropped food into the abyss is embarrassing.

My most reliable relationship!

Happy Friday Misfits! ☕️💋

And do you tell her she's the most beautiful girl you've ever seen?
An eternal love bullshit you know you'll never mean
Remember when I believed you meant it when you said it first to me?

I hope you're happy
Just not like how you were with me
I'm selfish, I know, can't let you

Mood 🚗 💨

Fooling around in the car on the way home is underrated.

Prime that engine!

This time next week

🤯

Move it or lose it people. I’ve built up momentum in these short legs. Moooove!!