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Just Ken(@kenthecowboy_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Calling aella a hoe-scarer is like calling Hitler a knucklehead. She's operating at such a high level that I'm looking over my shoulder as I read this in my own car. Love her or hate her, aella will dig deep inside of the bravest soldier, unearth a hoe, and scare it

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Jakeup(@yashkaf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

as an Israeli, my only take on the campus protests is that there are a lot of unexpected benefits to shipping all 18 year olds in the country regardless of social class to do an adult job together for 2-3 years

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goblin costanza, worm moder(@goblinodds) 's Twitter Profile Photo

what's your gender? // when single, which is closer to how you rank the type of sex you want?

A) romantic sex > no sex > sex that isn't going to lead anywhere

B) sex > no sex

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Star Simpson(@starsandrobots) 's Twitter Profile Photo

idk I think back a lot now on how they terrified us all of the idea of having children when we were in middle school and then nobody ever pops up to say โ€œhey youโ€™re not a teen anymoreโ€

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