Every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying.

Lo-Ping It's even dumber than that. He was hanging out with the boys, drinking wine, and saw a donkey really goin to town on some figs, and jokingly went 'Give that donkey some pure wine to wash all those figs down!'

Like I just picture all his friends staring at him like 'Dawg?'

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he runs to the water. a noble instinct; motivated by compassion for the strange creature he has just discovered in his hand

Lo-Ping An eagle dropping a turtle on a bald dudes head lol

Thinking of that one Greek philosopher that laughed himself to death watching a goat get drunk.

Lo-Ping Meanwhile, El Cid's.

The last mission of the Barbarossa campaign in 'Age of Empires II'.

(No order)
Liquid
Sniper Wolf
Ocelot
Vulcan
The End

HM: Senator Armstrong and The Fury