I am a bad person and have locked a Tory in a room. Please pay me £5000 or I'll let him out.

The letter I received from the DWP stating the reasons why I no longer qualify for PIP has been shortlisted for the Turner Prize.

If you’ve placed an order please bear with me.
I’m in agony with a back problem but Pete is working hard on my behalf.

Gail Myerscough Get well soon! Admiring the notebook I just ordered from you for my missus - she loves it

Pete’s looking after me ❤️

Some brilliantly stinky FB replies to this article about the superb building I Tweet about whenever I’m near it. Most of the negative comments are from people who live in Cheshire, and have a picture of them drinking “fizz” in their garden hot tub ilovemanchester.com/longford-essol…

According to General Dynamics, or whichever totally unsuitable conglomerate the government have farmed PIP claims to, my professor of neurology is wrong and my epilepsy has miraculously left my body. Stupid, bad, dumb professor of neurology - how did you fail to spot this.

LOOK AT HIM

If you’ve placed an order please bear with me.
I’m in agony with a back problem but Pete is working hard on my behalf.

Went to the physiotherapist and was told it would be difficult to fly with the state of my back.
The good news is we’ve managed to rearrange our holiday for a few weeks time.
Keep everything crossed people!

I'm now selling mugs in my store! I've never done them before. It's been a lot of work getting them there and to a standard where I'm happy with the quality.

If you could please share this tweet, I'd really appreciate it!
infinitebacon.com/shop/p/mugs
Thank you!

I want the holiday curse removed please.

Was talking about my English grandad today. He was a milkman in Holloway. One day on his rounds, late60’s/early 70’s, photographer David Bailey stopped him and invited him in to sit for a portrait. It was our claim to fame. A poor photo of a photo but you get the gist.

I could think up some fancy marketing strategy but what I really want to say is…

Buy my stuff
It’s great
gailmyerscough.co.uk

Join my mailing list for 10% off your first order

Tried a new chippy. Non-beardy, they do proper pies, and sausages in batter. Belting.

Being a tiny creative business isn’t easy at the moment and every purchase, however small, helps me to keep going.

My cards are £3 each or 5 for £12 if you use the code CARDOFFER
gailmyerscough.co.uk/greeting-cards

The 1965 menu for the Pennine Tower Restaurant
motorwayservices.uk/download/Penni…
What are you having?

Happy Birthday Spike Milligan - he changed everything. And got me detention. At school we had a “Bring a book to class day”, where we read an excerpt. I chose ‘Adolf Hitler: My Part In His Downfall’, specifically the bit which mentioned Gunner “Plunger” Bailey’s huge cock.

Gail Myerscough Tell Pete I've put his prints up (ran out of sticky backing for the new forest!)

I’m laid up on the sofa with a bad back. Pete wants me to get up.