Gabey Lucas(@Gabeynotgabby) 's Twitter Profileg
Gabey Lucas

@Gabeynotgabby

"Witty yet strangely informative" standup gal/@UWonSBN's new boot goofer/Everett Flabbergasters' god

Used to pwn @sparklydolphins at smash at the Vilest Rag

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caroline (going woman)(@soonrightaway) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i love that the Willem Dafoe Green Goblin keeps saying “we could rule this city!” to Spider-Man. what does that mean. what’s his game plan.

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Gabey Lucas(@Gabeynotgabby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Last pitch to come to the last Wackronyms show til fall tomorrow night at thecrocodile ! (Tix in bio)

Also gonna take this moment to say you should 9649483% go see Two Cats On a Date at The Atlas next Sunday. Saw it last weekend & it is ~phenomenal~. Trust me.

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Ed Zitron(@edzitron) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Maybe the problem is that the tech industry keeps making things that don't actually solve any real problems?

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Ed Zitron(@edzitron) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Execs like Sundar Pichai and Google Search lead Prabhakar Raghavan, as well as Instagram head Adam Mosseri and Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, are craven villains that have destroyed global communications platforms as a means of making shareholders rich.
wheresyoured.at/the-great-loot…

Execs like Sundar Pichai and Google Search lead Prabhakar Raghavan, as well as Instagram head Adam Mosseri and Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, are craven villains that have destroyed global communications platforms as a means of making shareholders rich. wheresyoured.at/the-great-loot…
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Gabey Lucas(@Gabeynotgabby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Friday

A Berkshire Boar Walks Into a Bar (& Gets Shot in the Face)

I know you came for the stand-up show, but I can't seem to stop getting sidetracked by the silliest pig-based almost-war in history.

Gilded Balloon Patter House July 31 - Aug 26, 14:20

#edfringe #quickflyer Friday A Berkshire Boar Walks Into a Bar (& Gets Shot in the Face) I know you came for the stand-up show, but I can't seem to stop getting sidetracked by the silliest pig-based almost-war in history. @Gildedballoon Patter House July 31 - Aug 26, 14:20
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Benny Drawbars(@bennydrawbars) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It really means the world to me.

Go support live music and music education somewhere this summer, it's a big part of what makes life special.

And let's go Kraken!

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Gabey Lucas(@Gabeynotgabby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hey! This is tomorrow! At the Rendezvous!* I will be giving a Very Serious lecture on the Pig War.

No it's definitely not related to my *ahem* edinburghfringepreviewonjune15that18th&union why would you ask that?

*did I spell it right? who's to say

Hey! This is tomorrow! At the Rendezvous!* I will be giving a Very Serious lecture on the Pig War. No it's definitely not related to my *ahem* edinburghfringepreviewonjune15that18th&union why would you ask that? *did I spell it right? who's to say
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Gabey Lucas(@Gabeynotgabby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ive been staring at this for like 2 months trying to figure out what dating a battle between 1000 romans & 700 vikings means. So far unsuccessful.

Ive been staring at this for like 2 months trying to figure out what dating a battle between 1000 romans & 700 vikings means. So far unsuccessful.
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