Next speech of Modi-ji already tayyar

Shiv is the Chief Meme Officer of India Today. 🤣🤣

Baby Z has started going to school. And the first friend she made is an expat kid named Andrew. Focus is clear 🥲

I thought they are condemning Pitroda 🥲

Lot of people saying Modi ji is looking desperate.

Bhai they are an election machine. Pitroda statement came out few hours ago, Modi already has a speech ready & its translation in Telugu ready for him to deliver it in Warangal today.

While half of the Congressis haven’t even…

Right after Gujarat is done polling, Modi brings in Adani Ambani funding to Congress issue.

When West UP & TN was done polling he brought up the Hindu Muslim issue.

Every phase has a new soundtrack. :)

Coz they belong to West India, Mrs Adani & Mrs Ambani are Arabs.

That’s why their husbands are Arabpati.

Congress: Chalo Inheritance tax issue is now settled. Phew

Pitroda: *hold my beer*

The biggest productivity tool is WhatsApp web.

A uniquely Cricket thing this. One of the very few field sports where the players still wear full length trousers :)

Pradip Gupta (myaxis exit poll) pretty much called the Election on Sudhir Choudhary’s show. But on Rajdeep’s show he was playing games with sardesai. Even though the Boxer was pleading. He barely gave anything out.

Maybe coz Sudhir is a bit intimidating. And not so familiar with…

Pradip Gupta my axis exit pollster made some points on Rajdeep show.

- Voter turnout is not an issue. Some don’t vote coz they know win is secured, some don’t vote coz they know a loss is certain

- ⁠local leaders important coz no national leader for opposition. Could be a…

India will truly be a developed country when Election symbols move on from Laalten, Jhaadu, Cycle to iPad, SUV, EV bike :)

People are still buying iPads?

Barring Graphic designers & Bad parents nobody needs an iPad.

Dec, 2018 :)

IIT-IIM guys struggling to buy a decent house in Gurgaon even after 10 years of experience, yet any new project gets sold out in 2 days.

One noticeable thing on the ground is no-one really knows the 5 nyay thing which Congress has promised, the Khatakhat poverty removal scheme just exists on Speeches, newsroom & YouTube.

Shows the ground level work by the Cong karyakarta is absent. Most Anti-BJP vote is local…