they're working on a gregy wojak, and it will be the greatest of them all

i totally dig these things!

you are one of my favorite images

i was afraid i might start masturbating again

making yoshi noises in this car

one day everything will be hairy

is it a good day to die?

i could be dead

congratulations, dumbass. another successful failure.

nothing but trouble outside

well gosh i don't wanna end up losing everything.....

i am the most fucked up creature in the universe, Hello

did you hear the one about the... i forgot

i liked your bit about the joke

CALM THE FUCK DOWN

i really need to scare you

i have no disorders. only abilities.

downwards upwards inwards.
those are some of the ways you can go.

i'm gonna throw a flower at you really hard

i locked your keys in your car so you don't have to