It is May 4th, 2012. George Lucas has been thinking about selling to Disney, but isn't sure. You're having breakfast with him.

You have one chance.
What do you say?

Painter friends: DO NOT use odorless paint thinner or colors with Cadmium, as these are known to cause cancer.

I'm almost sure this is what killed Bob Ross, and I suspect many other great painters got cancer because of it too.

Only a matter of time before the ADL lists the American flag as a symbol of white supremacy

'Coloring this page was too easy. I need to spend at least another two hours staring at it, then make one small change. Only then will it be done'

Two guys on your block are fighting in the street. They've been fighting for a long time and won't stop. Their fight makes its way into your house. They're making a mess, and both start asking you for help. Who do you side with?

I'm a busy man.

At the end of the week, I just want to sit and unwind with some violent, properly translated video games featuring characters with tits and ass, I want to teabag my enemies and be called every racial slur in the dictionary is that too much to ask?

Napped under this tree for my lunch break. It is a good day.