I never get any credit for the things I don’t say

Pain causes “agitation” when you’re in the hospital (for the first time), and the treatment is pain management.

When pain is labeled “chronic,” suddenly pain causes “anxiety,” and the treatment becomes, “Ma’am, I’m gonna need you to calm down.”

How fucked up is that. #NEISvoid

That moment when you step on a Lego...

Nick, telling caller Adam this morning, “I know Adam is not your real name,” is a racial microaggression. You owe them an on-air apology. Do better. LBC Nick Ferrari

Conservatives Nadhim Zahawi They're not in government, but if you really want them to step in and fix your mess, you can call a general election xx

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I was just reading up last night about how Musk was long undocumented because he didn’t have a college degree that was necessary for a visa and he seems to have been lying about it ever since

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Be afraid, I’m going to f some things up when I get home.

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Gifts might be late this year.

Yup. Pretty similar experience here, including frisking, removing jewelry, having to pull my hair up, & staff not understanding when practice vs actual test started. And the £3k+ cost. But sure, we immigrate to the UK for “a free ride, free house, & free healthcare.” It’s BS. 😾

We need a word for the way political figures who have done terrible things are rehabilitated by television.
So here’s a candidate: Screenwashing.
Matt Hancock, Michael Portillo, Ann Widdecombe, Alastair Campbell have been screenwashed.

Sorry/not sorry for TMI.

Genital pain is the absolute worst. That and hip pain that hurts when you breathe; there’s no relief. Fuck neuropathy.

#NEISvoid