"I can barely remember the last time I wasn't in danger. Danger, it's a fact of life for me." 🧚‍♂️ Sookie Stackhouse. 💥 Sister of Anna Winchester // Radiant Parody and Jason Stackhouse.. 💘Taken by Agent Rose (Sam W.) Parody.. 🔫 Part of Wayward Sons RP. Parody ✏ Written by #BoneHead 🗡 #TrueBlood #Supernatural 💋 RT

"Welcome to Merlotte's Bar and Grill." 🍻 Owners are Sam Merlotte. and Dixie Brigant.. 🍺 Our staff is Sookie Stackhouse. Parody Dawn Green. and @DiligentCook. 🍻 Part of Dead Until Dark Hub.. 🍺 Written by Mr and Mrs #BoneHead and #Radiant #Fatal. 🍻 #TrueBlood 🍺 RT

"Most of my customers are stupid people." 🍻 Sam Merlotte. 🍺 Owner of Merlotte's. 🍻 Taken by Dixie Brigant.. 🍺 Makin' Sookie Stackhouse. Parody work overtime. 🍻 Part of Dead Until Dark Hub. 🍺 Written by #BoneHead 🍻 #TrueBlood 🍺 RT

"What are you?" ◾ Flipped account ◾ Bill Compton ◾ Season 1 ◾ Taken by Sookie Stackhouse. ◾ First accounts that Mr and Mrs #BoneHead and #Radiant #Fatal started writing together on 8.7.2014. ◾ Part of Dead Until Dark Hub. ◾ Written by #BoneHead ◾ #TrueBlood ◾ RT

"If I meet the true death without at least kissing you, Sookie Stackhouse, that will be my biggest regret." 🍷 Eric Northman 🍷 Owner of Fangtasia 🍷 Taken by Sookie Stackhouse. Parody 🍷 Part of Dead Until Dark Hub. 🍷 Written by #BoneHead 🍷 #TrueBlood 🍷 RT

“I have lived a thousand years; I may live a thousand more.” ⚔ Revamped account 🔫 Selene ⚔ Death Dealer 🔫 Taken my love @FcknVikingGod ⚔ Part of Wayward Sons RP. Parody 🔫 Written by #BoneHead ⚔ #Underworld #TrueBlood #Supernatural 🔫 RT

"I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina." 💄 Flipped account 🍷 Pam de Beaufort 💄 Progeny of @FcknVikingGod 🍷 Runs Fangtasia 💄 Best friend of @MetalSexBarbie 🍷 Part of Wayward Sons RP. Parody 💄 Written by #BoneHead 🍷 #TrueBlood #Supernatural 💄 RT

"What have I become, now that I've betrayed Everyone I've ever loved, I pushed them all away And I have been a slave to the Judas in my mind" 🎸Chris Jericho 🎤Singer of Fozzy 🎸Made vampire by my wife @MetalSexBarbie 🎤Part of Wayward Sons RP. Parody 🎸Written by #BoneHead 🎤#SPN #TB RT

🍷 Dead Until Dark Hub 🍷 Hub account for all of Sookie Stackhouse. Parody and Eric Northman. Parody.'s True Blood SLs. 🍷 Written by Mr and Mrs #BoneHead and #Radiant #Fatal 🍷 #TrueBlood 🍷 RT

"I am something more. I see that now, I see everything so differently now." 🍷 Bill Compton 🍷 King of Louisiana 🍷 Part of Dead Until Dark Hub. 🍷 Written by #BoneHead 🍷 #TrueBlood 🍷 RT

"Beautiful butt." 🍻 Drunk Eric Northman 🍺 Parody/OOCish 🍾 #Radiant #Fatal's goofball hubby 🍷 Written by #BoneHead 🥂 #TrueBlood #Parody 🍸 RT

"When a good thing gets destroyed, that's the definition of unfair to me." 🛠 Flipped account 🛠 Hoyt Fortenberry 🛠 Works for the Louisiana DOT road crew 🛠 Part of Dead Until Dark Hub. 🛠 Written by #BoneHead 🛠 #TrueBlood 🛠 RT

"You know Sarah doesn't whip out her pudding for just anybody." ☀️ Flipped account ☀️ Reverend Steve Newlin ☀️ Head of the Fellowship of the Sun ☀️ Married to @RadiantsPuddin ☀️ Part of Dead Until Dark Hub. ☀️ Written by #BoneHead ☀️ #TrueBlood ☀️ RT

//Flipping this account to Jessica Hamby of True Blood due recent tweet made by the real Nia Jax about Alexa Bliss. I don't give a flying fuck if it was kayfabe or not. To me it seemed like an attack on Lexi Kaufman rather than Alexa Bliss. Nia is a no talent bully!

So fuckin hungry and TruBlood tastes like shit! I could be feeding right now, but no. My brat of a sister Adaline Compton. took @AltruisticNoble from me.

My sis an' I are faeries. How fuckin' lame." 🍾 New account 🍷 Randi Stackhouse 🍾 Sister of Sookie Stackhouse. Parody 🍷 Fitness model 🍾 Barmaid at Merlotte's 🍷Part of Dead Until Dark Hub. 🍾 Written by #BoneHead 🍷 #TrueBlood OC 🍾 RT

Kinda jelly of my sister Sookie Stackhouse. Parody, but then again Eric is a vampire and am a fae. So yeah.

Terry Bellefleur. Cook at Merlotte's. Part of Dead Until Dark Hub.. #TrueBlood #BoneHead RT

New #BoneHead accout. Dean Winchester. Hunter. Lover of pies. Bob Seger fan. Taken by Dawn Green.. Part of Dead Until Dark Hub.. #BoneHead #Supernatural #TrueBlood RT