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Asad ุฃุณุฏ ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐ŸŽ

@AsadFromNYC

Local NYC historian, urbanist, creative, & organizer. I once sued the NYPD for spying on me & won. Launching a walking tour companyโ€”subscribe below for more!

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Jewish friend asked me a very funny legal question: โ€œCan you break your Ramadan fast during the eclipse since technically it gets dark?โ€ I had to hand it to him, I didnโ€™t think of that ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒ†

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Asad ุฃุณุฏ ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐ŸŽ Jewish religious scholars are basically lawyers negotiating with god
Muslim religious scholars are basically parole officers who think god might be a little too lax

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