Derby Day

I'd rather be waterboarded than hear Mike Breen on the call saying 'way off' when my team takes a shot

Imagine James Harden and Kyrie Irving on the same team wow who’d stop them

He caught his girlfriend cheating and burned up the car with her and her boyfriend in it and there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame

Washington fans cannot comprehend that making fun of the unanimously bad Atlanta Falcons pick is not a shot at Michael Penix

*points at myself now that my checkmark is no longer hidden* this mf pays for twitter

Pray for Penix if these are his online defenders

Good morning Atlanta Falcons fans ☀️

How are you? “I’m fine.”

What fine really means:
- Lightning down 0-3
- LeBron down 0-3
- Rays in last place

Check in on your friends ❤️

What’s better than this? Guys being dudes

“If Jimmy Clausen is not a successful quarterback in the NFL, I’m done. That’s it. I’m out.” -Mel Kiper, 2010

*narrator voice* he was not done

My annual war room, ready for the draft!

“2-0 is the most dangerous lead in hockey” is also true for a series

Happy Earth Day!

Don’t worry everyone I was not ghosted

I sent this to a man and I’m being left on read I will kms lmfao

Waiting for a towel

Me and who

Yankee Stadium is the worst stadium in baseball and I will stand loud & proud on this hill