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Surveillance FBI Van Damme™

@FBIAgent42

Cruisin' down your street to hack into your MAGA neighbor's browser history.

Trump sucks ass. The GOP is its own parody. Vote Blue.

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If you tweet or retweet the video of Joe Biden and Mark Hamill wishing 'May the Fourth Be With You' and it shows up on my timeline, I will follow you.

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Garrett Vergenvrac Surveillance FBI Van Damme™ Merissa Hamilton 🗳 ⛽ 🗽🔥 The argument being that if a man makes a woman miscarry (say by battery), the punishment depends on the husband's whim and whatever the judges fine as opposed to /death/, the penalty for murder. This implies that a fetus does not hold the same value as adult human life.

@GVergenvrac @FBIAgent42 @merissahamilton The argument being that if a man makes a woman miscarry (say by battery), the punishment depends on the husband's whim and whatever the judges fine as opposed to /death/, the penalty for murder. This implies that a fetus does not hold the same value as adult human life.
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When you're such an absolute idiot people start to think you're a parody account.

Trump was POTUS in the summer of 2020

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Fun fact: the Latin word 'fetus' does not mean 'baby'.

It comes from 'fecundus', which means 'fertile'.

In other words, 'fetus' refers to a quality of a woman's body.

Fun fact: the Latin word 'fetus' does not mean 'baby'. It comes from 'fecundus', which means 'fertile'. In other words, 'fetus' refers to a quality of a woman's body.
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No matter how much money Trump throws at his legal team, with that amount of evidence there is no way they'll be able to prove his innocence.

They will try to O.J. Simpson him out of the criminal trial by saying the jury is biased.

If that fails, mental health.

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All Trump's lawyers have to do is point out exactly how Trump's trials are 'unconstitutional', and he's a free man.

Retweet this until it happens. I'll wait.

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I've been driving a hybrid DS5 for ten years. The car is a fucking starship.
I don't wanna change it because all new electric cars look and feel more like lady shavers.
You have the tech, electric motors have the torque, design my next car so I won't miss my DS5, dammit.

I've been driving a hybrid DS5 for ten years. The car is a fucking starship. I don't wanna change it because all new electric cars look and feel more like lady shavers. You have the tech, electric motors have the torque, design my next car so I won't miss my DS5, dammit.
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