A triumph of reason over tabloid propaganda…

Imagine how popular Labour and Keir would be if the Tories didn’t own 85% of the media, and there wasn’t quite so much infighting within the PLP.

Rachel Johnson is asking on LBC,

“Has the surprise general election caught Labour on the hop?”

Oh dear Rachel…

Your bias is showing…

The Tories are lost at sea!

Here’s an idea, instead of torturing teenagers with unpaid labour, let’s find ways of paying them properly to do the jobs they aspire to, provide them with affordable housing, and treat them with the respect they deserve.

Maybe tedious old farts could stop patronising them too?

“Working royals.”

Invited to Wembley; best seats in the house — free of charge — and all they have to do is meet their boyhood heroes, hang medals around their necks, and pose for a few rightwing tabloid photographers…

Nice work if you can get it.

I will listen to, watch, and read, all Tory media outlets until the election result is known.

It’s the best way to understand what the enemy is up to.

Please don’t judge me for this — my only motivation is the complete and definitive destruction of the Tory Party.

End.

Some Catholics, Jews, Buddhists and Rastafarians too…

And a number of Protestant Bishops have challenged your party’s definition of British values lately.

What’s your point minister?

The Purple Pimpernel Tory Scum!

Gotta love Chinese philosophy…

Speaking of substance, sending teenagers to the fields — of war and farms — ain’t much of a plan either.

You silly Hunt.

If only anyone could lift him beyond the horizontal..

Every credible financial institution and economist worldwide considers Brexit to be an unmitigated disaster — a loss of 5% of GDP minimum.

Brexiters despise experts for a reason, because they expose their economically incontinent bullshit for all to see.

Enter David Frost…

“Initiative”?

What a moron.

Dale, Miraj, Johnson, Payne and Spurr have been campaigning unapologetically for the Tory Party all day…

Fortunately, no-one really listens to these busted flushes anymore.

Nor to Feltz or Ferrari.

Sunak is toast.

'Fools', said I, 'You do not know,
Silence like a cancer grows”.

Paul Simon.

Oh my goodness me

The fact this absolute nincompoop 👇 has the sheer gall to whine it's 'a pity' his beloved Brexit, the crap deal he himself botched, has had no effect on the economy !

You took our rights away for it ! You rubbished the country's reputation for it ! Words fail

The Purple Pimpernel The Gurning Gimp

Dunno…

Do friends call you the grinning gnome?

Can someone pop round to Owen Jones’ gaff for a welfare check please?

The Brexit labour supply crisis is biting…

Tories: “no worries, young people will fill the gaps for free — they never vote for us anyway”.

I walk around London and see beggars outside shops, people sleeping in doorways, tent cities everywhere… and I think of what Sunak, Cameron and their friends have done to us in the past 14 years and how well-fed and satisfied with themselves they look.

The last Labour government introduced the National Minimum Wage, the 48-hour working week, 28 days paid holiday, parental leave, and greater protection from unfair dismissal.

The Tories opposed every one of them. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…