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The Purple Pimpernel

@Eyeswideopen69

Socially distanced from Tories since birth - thanks mum!

Ex … journalist, editor, music distributor, restaurant manager, barman, tour guide and teacher.

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It was a GLOBAL recession, triggered in the US, that Brown was instrumental in resolving.

He was hailed worldwide as a saviour, only the Tory press saw things differently, and their moronic readers believed the lie.

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He would never have been charged if he hadn’t mocked Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live.

There are none so vindictive as Republicans scorned.

He would never have been charged if he hadn’t mocked Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live. There are none so vindictive as Republicans scorned.
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If Michelle earned a pound for every community note she receives, she wouldn’t even notice, because she’s already stolen 60 million of them…

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Life expectancy dropping, kids getting smaller…

All aspects of British health have been negatively impacted by the Tories and their sacred fucking Brexit.

Enough already…

Life expectancy dropping, kids getting smaller… All aspects of British health have been negatively impacted by the Tories and their sacred fucking Brexit. Enough already…
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We all know what Meghan’s would be — she had a profession — but what would Kate’s specialist subject on Celebrity Mastermind be?

We all know what Meghan’s would be — she had a profession — but what would Kate’s specialist subject on Celebrity Mastermind be?
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Nah…

They’d be like all English teams — risk-averse, tedious to watch, and unable to go the distance.

Ultimately, they’d lose to the Germans, which in the Windsor’s case, might count for a score draw.

Just don’t tell their fans that!

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donga whitetrash The Purple Pimpernel Surely a coat hanger with whatever outfit she was planning to wear would suffice - not as though anything other than her clothes make any sort of impression

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