Portsmouth has become a Marxist hellhole again. Will someone please think of Colin 🙏

📞'When I voted for people to be poorer, I didn't realise it would happen to me!'

'I will not be collateral damage as a result of my own actions! Is that too much to ask?'

I’ve listened to more live hours than anyone else. 24 hours a day. 168 hours a week. 8760 hours a week. The Exploding Heads have made a banger with Sports Horn.

📞'London has fallen. Sadiq Khan has hidden inside an Islamist Trojan Horse and rolled into the city. Only Susan Hall can roll it back!'

Colin from Portsmouth on the London Mayoral Election.

'VAR is a disgrace. Before, you'd call the referee a w*nker. Now you have to call 3 anonymous people w*nkers. The game's gone.'

'Directing our hatred at faceless people 300 miles away to cover up for our own failings. They're turning us in to the Daily Mail!'

Pundits on VAR

VAR is bad enough but now there’s horses getting involved. . .

Love to the family Mark ❤️❤️❤️

Thank you to the fabulous guest voices in this week's episode of 'Sports Horn'

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Jamie Firth (Phil Carpet)
Jon Holmes (Jockey#1)
Donna Rees (Jockey#2)

Back foot to a length ball in April and you deserve everything you get

The Exploding Heads I'd like to take this video back in time to show it to an ambitious Anthony, aged 16, and ask; 'Did you think it would end like this? All the hard work, the dedication. For this.'
I am so glad this is what it came to. Brilliant.

Total dedication from Anthony here, providing the sounds of a shuffling, grunting breakdancer for this week’s episode of Sports Horn.

Even Robert Downey Jnr doesn’t push the boat out like this.

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Grateful for the rise in female listeners, but please remember that Ian Fiveankles is primarily a male role model 🙏

First day as scriptwriters for these guys. Going well.

London has fallen!!! Every time I listen to this, I have a giggle. Susan Boyle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Colin is genuinely hard to distinguish from my real world replies!

Our very own Mark Davison was this week's guest on Are You a Guestimator?.
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