And no, Sanctuary Housing this does not constitute a working lift.

The lift didn't work on Monday evening. The repair took longer than the emergency time frame.

And guess what... This morning, the same fault is back. I wonder how long Sanctuary Housing will take this time to get this repaired.

Gone #quackers

What did the cheese say to the mirror?
Halloumi.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?
Mascarpone.

Bloody forrin sun, coming over here, stealing our British gloom.

The adult version of 'head, shoulders, knees and toes' is 'wallet, glasses, keys and phone.'

I'm on the phone to Sanctuary Housing so often, I'm surprised I have the energy to speak to other people on the phone.

Should your wedding really be the best day in your life - or would never being as happy as this be rather depressing?

I see the craze for Botox seems to be over.
No one seems to raise an eyebrow anymore.

Why are you wearing nuts?
I like to dress cashewlly.

Getting @screwfix adverts makes a nice change to adverts for dating apps for mature people.

Unless screwfix also is a dating service?

Have Twitter Twatter algorithms changed again? I haven't been getting any potato-related announcements lately.

Oh ffs, both the The Bannatyne Group The Bannatyne Grouphelp app and website can't cope with people logging in at 21:00 o'clock to book classes.

Oh, and the communal aerial has been fixed.

The lift is still working. Which is a surprise, given the recent record.

As local elections are coming up.

Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training.