Goodnight everyone 💄💋Sweet Dreams!

Arh remember it well when Lassie got pissed in the complimentary star trailer and appeared an hour late on the wrong set!

It was at this moment he regretted making a stand against a Karen with 6 six unruly kids throwing Lego in his soup!

Crisis!

I should’ve brought another bottle of vodka when I went to the supermarket, now I’ve run out!😭😭😭

What do you do if your X account has been hacked and password and email has been reset? Automated support response is they can do nothing. This is not my account but a friend’s.

Jeremy Vine does a screen test for a remake of The Fly!

Not panto season already, surely???

If so where’s the other sister and Cinderella?

Tempting as it was to wallop the little blighter they’d been told the best way to deal with ADHD was to reward them with an ice cream!

Goodnight everyone 💄💋Sweet Dreams!

Remembering American actor/dancer Fred Astaire BTD 1899 died aged 88 June 1987.

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Oh honey I’ve never cowered in my life!

And unlike yourself I’ve never suggested what you should and shouldn’t comment on!

My favourite… “you’re welcome”

When they don’t thank you for giving way, particularly effective when both windows are open!

I comment on what I want hun because this is my account not yours!😘

Remembering Albert Finney BTD 1936, died February 2019 aged 82.

Here he is in one of his most famous roles as Ed Masry in Erin Brockovich (2000).

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Remembering Sid James BTD 1913.

Died of a heart attack on stage aged 62 at Sunderland Empire Theatre.

Here he is as Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond in Carry On Up The Khyber (1968)

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Two minutes later she had to give it back when she was told it’s only toiletries that are complimentary 😬

Remembering Sid James BTD 1913.

Died of a heart attack on stage aged 62 at Sunderland Empire Theatre.

Here he is in Carry On Henry 1971.

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Every flag there will be 'nationalist' you dewflap🙃

Oh how very #MetGala

Well on the plus side at least unlike Nairnder they didn’t flash their crotch to the world!

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