I'm sure there are more overly honest presentation questions but these are certainly the 4 that I've heard (or a hidden version of)

You can align any laser by eye but, you can probably only do it twice 😵

Later today we’ll live stream this cartoon and make a reel which we’ll share via stories but only after we've talked about it on discord and hired an acapella group to make a song to put up on Spotify

The future of labs may have a lot more AI and automation but I'm willing to be the same management problems will remain

'Hey can you just run this quick experiment for me before you go home' is the worst email to receive on a Friday afternoon.

Offering chocolate to ensure that you get helpful advice works with lab witches and also lab technicians #LabWitch

A quick pie chart that I totally didn't make at the last minute...

Top tip: If you write it in the risk assessment and you're still allowed to do the experiment you can't be held accountable for any subsequent catastrophe

Triangle sandwiches with mysterious good inside are the saving grace of many a terrible seminar or meeting

I think there is a lot of potential for a science-based cover of Barbie Girl by Aqua #Barbie #Chemistry

You'll find meeting minutes are so much easier to write if you use this universal template 🗒️

Best of luck to anyone waiting for their experiments to finish

Too many existing science products run on operating systems older than some of the researchers using them, update your software companies!

Not included in this cartoon are people that use transition effects as I'd rather not give them any more attention than they already clearly crave

For anyone interested you can ask AI to draw ErrantScience (we've been scanned into the hive) but the output looks like someone described ErrantScience to a toddler who has grown up in a box and never seen humans before

You can't let science stop just because of a silly little thing like the frailty of the human body. What's next, having days off?!

Beware of people asking for quick favors and their capacity to destroy any work-life-health balance you might have

The pile of things I have to read is now starting to bend space-time around it, but there's this new book that just came out... #reading #books

The real reason that a minute isn't an official SI unit is that it's actually a highly variable length of time. I've been working for 3 days on a job that I was assured would just take a minute

When presenting scientific posters sometimes less is better. Unless it's cartoons where more is always better, especially on scientific posters!