Did you know this was what the Library of Congress looked like? Because I didn’t.

Here I am at the #libraryofcongress #nationalbookfestival and I’m buying a reasonable number of books.

There’s a pigeon in the hotel bar. What a confusing world.

I hate when dialogue in books has the characters saying each other’s names every other line. “I just got back from Nashville, Bill.” “Oh, I love Nashville, Stan.” That is not how humans talk.

I… I don’t even know. I just don’t know.

If you live in Texas, you need to hear this.

The robot voice on this anti-money laundering training pronounces indicted “in-dike-ted.”

Black DV victim and teen have run out of resources taking abuser back to court to turn over assets awarded in recent divorce. Out of gas money, electric bill due, car note past due. Cshpp $ MooTheK vnm0 jordanmalone7 thank you #mutualaid (bnm0 corrected)

I just saw someone call a transphobe “you absolute lettuce.” Why are vegetable names the best insults and what do you think is the worst vegetable to be called?

Who’s following this Sandra Birchmore case? Everyone talking about it goes out of their way to say they believe 99% of cops are good. An environment where 99% of the people are good doesn’t make someone feel perfectly at home raping children. Jesus Christ. Why are we doing this.

“I hope I’m saying that [place name] right,” says every true crime podcaster and YouTuber every single day. Your mind is going to be blown when you find out what that little speaker symbol next to the name in Wikipedia does.

Urgent: DV victim in danger of car repossession within 6 days + needs to pay for utility connections. $2k covers everything urgent. C$hpp MootheK vnm00 jordanmalone7 #MutualAidRequest

Elon Musk is kind of amazing because how is anyone this goofy without being a cartoon?

WE DON’T CLAIM HIM

How silly is a 1000 year perpetuities period. Just repeal it. In 1000 years, someone will be jetting between planets it their thought-powered insurance trust and the perpetuities period will abruptly end, the trust will evaporate, and the person will die in the vacuum of space.

Whoa.

I almost forgot I ordered these! #harriswalz

Of all the missing person cases that need solving, this one might need solving the most. I can’t even tell you how much I hope this goes somewhere. newsnationnow.com/missing/tow-ca…

This is such a shock and so, so sad. She was incredibly vibrant and beyond talented.

I’m on my company’s AI committee, for some reason.