need rax and me to be like the parents from legally blonde this summer

guess who ate a chipotle burrito last night, forgot to take lactaid, and is paying the digestive piper this morning

I’m giving away six of my UK copies of How Far the Light Reaches, customized with a sparkly rainbow fish bookplate, to people who make a donation of any size to one of the spotlit campaigns on Gaza Funds 🇵🇸 will choose winners via random # generator gazafunds.com

it is so crazy to be a black muslim woman who came of age during the iraq war to hear people talk about the “right” way to get “people on your side” LOL PLEASE tell me the magic words to get someone to see people like me as worthy of life and dignity im simply dying to know

here's the comments that 'put others at risk' according to NYU Langone Health

re that nyt article: you should, in fact, lose friends for being a zionist. nobody is obligated to hang out with you ever, especially not after learning that you think the unimaginable horrors being perpetrated against palestinians are ok or in any way justified. cry about it!

Thelma & Louise'! Fiction about fat people having a really f-ing good time! Thank you to good time gal preorder MORE, PLEASE (out 7/9/24) for the fantastic conversation over at
Vogue Magazine Housemates is out TOMORROW!🏡
vogue.com/article/emma-c…

i just think if you’re sitting down to type the words “it is possible to kill children legally” you should, in fact, not be allowed around children or living beings at all

rly rly loved talking to KB Brookins abt PRETTY vogue.com/article/pretty…

anthony bourdain was so good at queening out

me at the woods on wednesday in 2018 at four a.m., gone off adderall/shroom pills/poppers/five margaritas and lamenting my inability to find a gf

six weeks until my book is out!!!!!!!!!!!!! preorder her here: bookshop.org/p/books/more-p…

me: im emma

i had some stuff left over in the fridge and got stoned and wanted a quickfire challenge so i made a bacon and egg breakfast sandwich w miso-cilantro crema and turmeric hash browns :)

drunkenly and confidently ordered a grasshopper last night w no real idea of what was in it.........its cream. its just cream! i've been in digestive hell for 12 hours now, how tf was joan holloway downing these at a long lunch w roger sterling and then banging it out afterward

y'all ... I woke up this morning to being featured in Vogue Magazine 🥹

ty preorder MORE, PLEASE (out 7/9/24) for understanding PRETTY & asking delightful questions! read the whole thing here: vogue.com/article/pretty…

its crazy that don draper and carrie bradshaw both didnt vote. same girl in many ways

gay guy friday begins at 5 pm on thursday. since queerness is, as halberstam notes, “an outcome of strange temporalities [and] imaginative life schedules,” we don’t have to wait until it ‘is’ friday for it to be friday. resist (hetero)chrononormativity

I am still about $1,700 short, if you can help, even just to share, it would mean a lot to me—and thank you gofund.me/de93328e