Wayne Hennessey organising his wall for a free kick:

The Sky Bet has the decency for all three teams to shit the bed at once, that’s why it’s the Best League In The World

Leeds United, you absolute shower of bastards

Any chance of a new Covid variant to get us promoted?

Had great fun hosting the most recent episode of Career We Go Football Trivia Podcast, well worth your time if only for the audio round featuring Twitter legend Phyllis

Which player is good on a fruit machine? Who runs a fish and chip shop? Who is Jarvis Kenrick? Listen now!

That is an absolute fucker

Bamford trying to pick out the east stand executive boxes there?

The Richard Keys hairy bastards

We need to do this for Eamon Dunphy.

I am aware of the concept of footballers getting older, retiring, and becoming coaches/agents/managers etc, and yet the headline 'What Jason Wilcox would bring to Manchester United' has sent me for a loop.

That was absolute madness, fucking hell yessssss

Sometimes you have to big dog it, and Cry Summerville is the big dog

Summerville’s strike was going wide but Bamford wasn’t to know that, did well to make the block just in case

Now we play Hull City:
– 'Mauled by the Tigers' echoing from the away end
– EFL on Sky Sports legend Liam Rosenior in the dugout
– 38 year old Billy Sharp on the bench
– 'McVities' on their warm-up gear

This won't go well.

The pressure is now on Leeds, and as we all know Leeds United famously do very well under pressure.

relying on Gavin Bazunu to save the slowest shot of all the time, with five seconds left, fucking hell

how do these tractor fucking bastards keep doing this

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Both teams should be deducted points after that

How has the Sheffield United score gone from 4-1 with 10 minutes left to 3-3 🫨😭